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wFriday, November 22, 2002 Precious retrospective on the greatest rivalry nobody outside South Carolina cares about (except, apparently, me): THE RIVALRY: The First 100 Games posted by Jordan at 3:18:00 PM w Good news, Jim Grobe! You're atop the list of candidates to head one of the only Big Six programs worse than yours! "The [Baylor] search committee met Wednesday night, and an offer appears imminent..." posted by Jordan at 3:13:00 PM w Crazy-ass Buckeyes fan who's sneaked into Ohio Stadium 20 times for the Michigan-Ohio State game using a variety of disguises is now awaiting "divine guidance" from Woody Hayes before trying again. Sorry, buddy, but if you're looking for advice from Hayes, it ain't gonna be of the divine variety: Buckeye booster may crash game posted by Jordan at 3:08:00 PM wThursday, November 21, 2002 Speaking of Pittsburgh, Penn State coach Joe Paterno would like to see Pitt join the Big Ten conference. Isn't that nice? I think so: "Paterno can't see Pitt and Penn State rekindling their rivalry unless the Panthers move into the Big Ten..." posted by Jordan at 12:50:00 PM w Morgantown in flames! Anarchy reigns! Isn't there anyone to restore some semblance of sanity in the wake of West Virginia's infernal victory over Virginia Tech? “I think we should go and burn Pittsburgh if we beat them.” Fair enough. posted by Jordan at 12:16:00 PM wWednesday, November 20, 2002 Awesome resource, chronicling each conference's performance in four different categories since 1988. Let the meaningless conference debate rage on! NCAA conference ratings posted by Jordan at 11:05:00 AM wTuesday, November 19, 2002 Not that he could survive warm-ups, let alone a full practice, but Matt Hayes makes an old-school case for clubbing University of Arizona upperclassmen with Dr. Phil's flaccid phallus: "The Bear and Woody Hayes are absolutely begging St. Pete for one last shot at these kids..." posted by Jordan at 10:39:00 AM wThursday, November 14, 2002 Following a tear-filled press conference that would make Dick Vermeil...er...cry, Arizona players still think coach John Mackovic is a douche: "To me (the apology) is all a joke, a joke. We came in here to play college football, and he took the fun out of it." posted by Jordan at 10:30:00 AM